[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Republican's seem to want us to think that we can get pregnant by just using the toilet after someone.

This upstanding republican tried to explain to congress how the "suprise finger" technique spreads herpes.

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is still using Democratic funds to pay for his condom stash.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:21Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:18Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:17Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:14Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:12Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:09Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:07Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:02Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:01Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:09:00Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:58Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:57Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:54Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:52Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:46Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:45Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:43Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:40Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:39Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:36Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:33Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:31Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:28Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:25Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:23Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:22Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:21Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:17Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:08Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:06Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:05Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:04Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker00:08:01Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:58Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:55Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:53Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:46Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:42Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:41Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:38Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:37Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:33Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:32Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:29Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:26Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:25Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:21Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:19Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:14Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:13Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:12Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:10Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:09Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:08Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:05Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker00:07:01Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:59Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:57Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:55Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:53Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:52Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:47Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:45Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:39Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:37Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:34Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:32Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:30Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:29Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:28Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:27Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:26Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:21Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:17Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:13Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:12Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:10Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:09Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:08Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:06Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:05Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:04Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:03Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker00:06:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:59Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:58Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:57Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:56Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:54Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:53Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:52Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:50Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:49Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:47Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:46Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:45Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:44Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:41Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:39Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:38Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:34Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:33Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:32Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:30Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:28Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:26Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:25Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:23Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:19Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:17Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:11Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:09Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:08Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:04Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker00:05:01Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:59Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:58Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:54Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:50Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:49Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:48Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:45Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:43Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:42Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:38Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:37Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:36Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:32Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:30Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:27Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:17Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:14Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:09Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:04:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:59Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:56Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:53Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:49Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:47Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:46Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:41Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:38Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:29Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:28Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:27Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:26Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:25Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:24Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:23Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:20Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:13Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:11Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:05Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:02Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker00:03:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:57Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:53Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:52Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:49Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:46Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:44Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:43Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:37Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:35Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:33Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:29Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:26Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:25Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:21Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:18Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:16Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:12Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:10Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:09Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:07Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:04Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:02Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:02:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:58Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:57Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:53Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:50Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:47Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:46Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:41Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:40Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:39Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:37Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:36Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:33Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:31Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:28Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:25Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:24Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:21Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:20Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:19Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:17Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:16Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:15Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:12Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:11Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:10Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:08Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:06Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:03Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:02Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:01Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:01:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:59Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:58Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:56Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:54Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:53Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:52Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:49Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:48Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:44Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:43Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:35Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:33Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:31Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:30Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:29Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:24Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:14Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:08Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:05Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:01Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:00:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:59Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:57Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:53Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:51Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:49Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:47Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:45Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:41Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:35Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:28Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:25Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:24Caption #38

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post