Why is it that only Homo Sapiens creates wonderful things like Manhattan, country music and underwear?
Scientists theorize that we descend from a noble and magnificent line of monkeys.
But they can't prove it without the fabled "Missing Link".
If you should meet Mr. Link, call our hotline and you'll earn a banana.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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