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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by David Byrden
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Why is it that only Homo Sapiens creates wonderful things like Manhattan, country music and underwear?

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Scientists theorize that we descend from a noble and magnificent line of monkeys.

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But they can't prove it without the fabled "Missing Link".

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If you should meet Mr. Link, call our hotline and you'll earn a banana.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Good caption, but I feel bad for George! You'd look like the missing link too, if you just smoked a bunch of crack and got busted.
<ElvisThePelvis> Poor GC, can't catch a break.
<mypalmike> Overly wordy for a "missing link" joke. Or am I missing something?

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