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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by mypalmike
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I brought my pet panda to the vet, where she soon died from an obstructed colon. Must have been all that pizza I fed her after my shifts at Domino's.

I brought her home and propped her up in the back yard. But what purpose was she serving there? What purpose could a highly-insulated animal with a diameter slightly bigger than a large pizza serve?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I'll be amazed if anyone gets the joke.
<guyPaulo> Oh man, I think I get it. The pando-corpse is a pizza delivery container which keeps the pie warm. Am I right?
<3Suns> Mike you are one sick delivery-boy.
<mypalmike> No, that's not it at all! Oh wait, yes, you got it.
<mypalmike> Last frame should have read, "Hey lady! I got your pizza in here!"
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, or even "Large Margerita"

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