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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by mypalmike
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After getting laid off from work, I had to figure out a way to pay my bills. So I started selling everything I owned on ebay. All I've got left is these damn cats and this ugly sheet.

What I miss most is the bagpipes I brought back from a trip to Scotland. I spent like $2000 on them, and sold them for $50 to some lady named "rosie69".

Scratch that. What I really miss is my collection of 5 Victoria Secret sex slaves.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<H. Monkey> I miss your Victoria Secret sex slaves, too.
<guyPaulo> 
<ElvisThePelvis> What I miss most is watching Rose69 with mypalmike's Victora Secret Sex slaves...
<mypalmike> Uhh, Elvis? Just wanted to make sure you understood that "rosie69" referred to Rosie O'Donnell... Maybe you knew that, which would be disturbing.
<Don Rumsfeld> You fool! Those appear to be Victoria's Secret sex slave ACTION FIGURES!! Which MIGHT be made of plastique explosive!! WILL you please be careful!
<Carol> Hahaha bagpipes!

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