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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Dear God, thank you for your little joke. What I meant was I want all the women in the world to love me. I was mistaken when I asked for all the pussy.

Please return the women to normal.

Please make them hot for men again.

Your servant,




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<H. Monkey> Ooh. An answer and response two-parter. This one also stands on its own very well.

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