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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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This Morning

*sob* "My anal sphinkter is red raw. It stings, stings I tell you..."

Last Night

"Hi Handsome! Do you like to fuck?!"

Later Last Night

"W-w-whats that between your legs?"
"A surprise...!"
"Nooooooooo!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> You're my hero, P.G.
<3Suns> Hahaha
<Lauren> OMG, This is F***ing great!
<ElvisThePelvis> This one is crass!
<Mort> Oh man nice!!11!
<mypalmike> Heheh, now that's crass!

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