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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by guyPaulo
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I'm not sure what's scarier: The fact that this guy has about 15 dogs butchered in his stale, or that THEY'RE NOT BEING REFRIDGERATED! Talk about stinky...

I'm not sure what's scarier: The concept that this much pot could be grown indoors, or that I SMOKED TWICE THIS MUCH MY FRESHMAN YEAR!

I'm not sure what's scarier: The idea that this skank could make a decent living as an 'entertainer', or that she IS RECOGNIZED AND HONORED NATIONALLY FOR SOUNDING LIKE A MOOSE IN HEAT!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> 
<David Byrden> What's your problem? Christina can SING. Unlike some 'singers' in the same genre.
<guyPaulo> Yes, Christina is much more talented than Titany Spears, but she's caption fodder today.

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