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Most Emailed Photos - 09/30/2004 by guyPaulo
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My wife had a wonderful ass when we met....

Then, she got pregnant and her tits swelled up even more! I was in heaven, and I was sure that our children would be beautiful...

But so far, Little Johnny isn't exactly in the running for Prom King.....

Maybe he'll grow out of it.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> That is your genes not mine!
<Kumiho> How do you know it's not a weird mix of the two?
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