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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by Kumiho
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I swear some days it's like driving nails into my head.

Have any of you ever tried feeding kindergarten students? You'd suffer less of a mauling from lions!

By the end of the hour all I want to do is retreat into my shell and ignore the world.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> True story.
<guyPaulo> Kumiho is a lunch-room lady?
<Kumiho> Nope, Kumiho taught kindergarten students in a private hogwan in South Korea for a year - one of my duties was to feed the wee littles at lunch time.
<3Suns> The "wee littles"?? Where did you teach next, Scotland?
<Kumiho> No, that's what I call all my appetizers.
<guyPaulo> Military background, eh Kumiho?
<Kumiho> what... are my jackboots showing?
<guyPaulo> I don't know too many folks who take summer jobs in South Korea.
<Kumiho> believe it or not I wasn't there with the military. I was just there to teach for a year, as a civie.
<guyPaulo> Bah! Lying Yankee spy!

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