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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003

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Suzanne’s idea for the ‘Crusty Ol’ Saddam’ action figure was a masterstroke. The toy sold out almost instantly and Suzanne became rich and famous overnight.

Before long, men were lined-up outside Suzanne’s mansion performing ridiculous stunts in an attempt to garner her attention and gain her favor.

Suddenly Suzanne’s daydreaming was interrupted when Francis returned with the McDonald's takeout.

Sadly she realized that she was not famous at all, but still waiting in line for Return of the King...

...and still a tremendous disappointment to her parents.

(AFP)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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