As a professional sperm donor, I'm responsible for all those ugly babies you see.
My job exhausts me and I'm always tired after a hard day at the office. I get bad wrist cramps, too.
Why don't I quit? The job is convenient.
See, I have abnormally high sperm levels, and if I don't let it all out at work, my wife gets covered with it in the bedroom.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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