"You see, Terrorism is bad, BAD! And terrorists are the main practisioners of evil terrorism. In response, the US along with the Coalition of the Willing, will enact 'Project: Skank' to protect the lives, as well as lifes, of all Americans, both male, female, and children." |
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"We will take undesirable women females, like this fine philly here, and partner with the Fox TV show 'The Swan,' to transform them into foxy American freedom fighters using a combination of plastic surgeries and nucular treatments." |
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The newly purtified women will be smeared with bacon grease and air-dropped into Muslim countries to tempt radical Islamofascists into both premarital sex with girls and the consumption of pig fat.""Bring it on!!!" |
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