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Most Emailed Photos - In Another's Voice. - 04/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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"You see, Terrorism is bad, BAD! And terrorists are the main practisioners of evil terrorism. In response, the US along with the Coalition of the Willing, will enact 'Project: Skank' to protect the lives, as well as lifes, of all Americans, both male, female, and children."

"We will take undesirable women females, like this fine philly here, and partner with the Fox TV show 'The Swan,' to transform them into foxy American freedom fighters using a combination of plastic surgeries and nucular treatments."

The newly purtified women will be smeared with bacon grease and air-dropped into Muslim countries to tempt radical Islamofascists into both premarital sex with girls and the consumption of pig fat."

"Bring it on!!!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Wow. Great one.
<Kumiho> Ooo, I like! ...Do they get a parachute too?
<Fah Q> Excellent.
<guyPaulo> Kumiho: the upside of all that plastic surgery is that they just bounce a little when they hit the ground and therefore don't need the chute.

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