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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Goober
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There's a vicious wolverine to the left of us...

...and rabid guard dogs to the left of us...

...Pooh, you're not thinking that
you could outrun them all, are you?

"I don't have to outrun them all,
Piglet, I only have to outrun you."

(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> This is a good caption, very short and to the point. I'm guessing Axolotl.
<WandaPanda> Diabolical. I would guess yoyo.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm....very good. I'll go with mypalmike.
<yoyology> Still not me!
<yoyology> My Palm Ike.
<Axolotl> Not me, but I wish I wrote this one!
<Lauren> 3Suns
<mypalmike> David Byrden.
<mypalmike> ajiav. Final answer.
<Mort> I love this caption
<Stormi,> 
<Stormi> Sorry, but, what is to the right or you???
<JulieK> H.Monkey
<JulieK> No, I take it back.
<Twinkles> I don't even get this one.
<Snotty Teen> Pooh only needs to outrun Piglet to escape the rabid beasts pursuing them.
<Dumb Twinkles> Because they'll eat Piglet?
<Roger Mexico> Uh, yeah. Both things are to the "eft of" him. Uh-huh. OK, so where's the existential crisis? GET A LIFE!!!
<Snotty Teen> Sorta. Because rabid animals attack teh first thing they can get their teeth on.
<mypalmike (aka Twinkles)> Yeah, this one is brilliant.

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