[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Goober
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

There's a vicious wolverine to the left of us...

...and rabid guard dogs to the left of us...

...Pooh, you're not thinking that
you could outrun them all, are you?

"I don't have to outrun them all,
Piglet, I only have to outrun you."

(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 390 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:17Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:12Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:04Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:03Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:02Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:00Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:55Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:52Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:44Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:43Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:33Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:32Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:27Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:26Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:25Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:21Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:20Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:12Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:10Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:09Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:08Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:05Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:03Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:01Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:58Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:56Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:53Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:52Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:50Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:49Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:45Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:41Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:40Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:39Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:37Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:36Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:31Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:30Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:29Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:26Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:25Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:24Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:21Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:13Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:11Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:08Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:05Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:02Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:59Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:58Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:57Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:53Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:52Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:49Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:48Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:45Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:37Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:29Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:28Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:24Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:23Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:21Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:17Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:13Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:08Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:07Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:05Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:57Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:53Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:49Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:44Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:43Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:42Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:41Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:39Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:37Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:35Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:33Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:32Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:31Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:30Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:26Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:24Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:17Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:15Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:10Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:08Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:07Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:06Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:03Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:02Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:00Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:59Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:58Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:53Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:51Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:46Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:45Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:42Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:41Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:40Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:34Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:28Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:25Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:22Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:11Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:07Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:05Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:04Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:03Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:01Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:57Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:53Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:52Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:49Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:45Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:42Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:39Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:38Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:37Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:34Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:05:11Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:30Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:25Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:24Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:20Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:11Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:08Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:06Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:05Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:58Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:56Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:50Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:46Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:45Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:41Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:39Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:36Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:35Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:32Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:31Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:30Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:27Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:26Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:21Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:20Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:19Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:18Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:17Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:16Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:14Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:10Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:09Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:06Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:04Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:52Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:51Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:50Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:49Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:47Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:46Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:45Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:42Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:41Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:40Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:38Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:34Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:32Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:31Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:30Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:27Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:24Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:23Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:22Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:21Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:20Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:19Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:18Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:17Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:16Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:15Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:14Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:11Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:10Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:07Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:02Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:01Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:59Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:58Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:55Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:52Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:51Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:49Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:48Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:47Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:44Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:42Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:41Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:37Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:36Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:35Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:34Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:33Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:32Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:31Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:29Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:26Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:25Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:24Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:21Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:20Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:18Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:17Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:14Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:13Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:12Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:11Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:10Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:07Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:05Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:04Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:01Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:00Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:59Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:58Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:57Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:56Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:54Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:53Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:52Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:51Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:50Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:49Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:48Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:47Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:46Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:45Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:44Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:42Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:39Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:38Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:36Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:35Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:34Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:32Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:31Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:30Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:28Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:27Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:25Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:23Caption #390

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 20 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> This is a good caption, very short and to the point. I'm guessing Axolotl.
<WandaPanda> Diabolical. I would guess yoyo.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hmmm....very good. I'll go with mypalmike.
<yoyology> Still not me!
<yoyology> My Palm Ike.
<Axolotl> Not me, but I wish I wrote this one!
<Lauren> 3Suns
<mypalmike> David Byrden.
<mypalmike> ajiav. Final answer.
<Mort> I love this caption
<Stormi,> 
<Stormi> Sorry, but, what is to the right or you???
<JulieK> H.Monkey
<JulieK> No, I take it back.
<Twinkles> I don't even get this one.
<Snotty Teen> Pooh only needs to outrun Piglet to escape the rabid beasts pursuing them.
<Dumb Twinkles> Because they'll eat Piglet?
<Roger Mexico> Uh, yeah. Both things are to the "eft of" him. Uh-huh. OK, so where's the existential crisis? GET A LIFE!!!
<Snotty Teen> Sorta. Because rabid animals attack teh first thing they can get their teeth on.
<mypalmike (aka Twinkles)> Yeah, this one is brilliant.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post