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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by 3Suns
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Detective Jabronie surveyed the crime scene. The victim, a 60-ton sperm whale whose business in downtown Taipei was unknown, had been shot through the stomach with a 60cc Suzuki motor scooter.

He had the clues, but he just couldn't put them together. Who would have the moxie (or the firepower) to whack a whale? His search led him deep into the mountains to a secluded castle.

A wild-haired man opened the door.

"Are you the man who builds trebuchets?" asked Detective Jabronie.

The man just smiled and ushered him in.

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<Jmofwiw> Aye, t'would be a mightly trebuchet, indeed, that could launch a honda scooter through the entrails of a whale!
<apple juice is a verb> I like the way this one is told.
<infosponge> :)
<mypalmike> Best explanation for the whale!
<Hey, You There.> That would be one hell of a mooter scooter to pull that damage off.

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