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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by Lauren
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After performing felatio on a record-breaking 651 men, Carmen wiped the semen from her lips and moved on to the next round in the cross-species sex triathalon....

... the dogs were (mostly) patiently waiting for her.

Meanwhile, specially trained veterinarians were sedating the round three subjects.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, IS it crass day today??? Awsome bit with the first photo.
<Chalupa Diablo> I was trying to find something that would emphasize that the model had just eaten. Good Show!
<JulieK> This is disturbing and gross (it is wicked)
<yoyology> I now love Lauren even more.
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> Oh how the mighty have fallen!
<ElvisThePelvis> OH MY GOD...WE'VE CORRUPTED LAUREN.
<spam> ewww!

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