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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004

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After performing felatio on a record-breaking 651 men, Carmen wiped the semen from her lips and moved on to the next round in the cross-species sex triathalon....

... the dogs were (mostly) patiently waiting for her.

Meanwhile, specially trained veterinarians were sedating the round three subjects.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> Dear god, IS it crass day today??? Awsome bit with the first photo.
<Chalupa Diablo> I was trying to find something that would emphasize that the model had just eaten. Good Show!
<JulieK> This is disturbing and gross (it is wicked)
<yoyology> I now love Lauren even more.
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<mypalmike> Oh how the mighty have fallen!
<ElvisThePelvis> OH MY GOD...WE'VE CORRUPTED LAUREN.
<spam> ewww!

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