Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

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On the 'net, If someone claims to be a middle-aged married man, they're probably actually a hot bisexual sorority chick.

ElvisThePelvis.

On the 'net, if someone uses a nickname contaning a small furry animal, they probably actually are a small furry animal.

H. Monkey.

On the 'net, if someone seems like they're ALWAYS online, they are probably a cyborg with a computer strapped to their back.

GuyPaulo.

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Stormi> ooo, so that's how it works...
<obtuse> THE PELVIS!!! ITS SO OBVIOUS, NOW!
<guyPaulo> That's an older picture with me and my trusty 286 from back in the day.
<obtuse> Chicks would walk up to you and ask you to double their RAM, right in the expansion slot.
<mypalmike> Great quotes!
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit...revealed again.
<guyPaulo> I'd pull out my hard drive and attempt to download some spam into their intranet.
<Zebra Girl> When you bold stuff it sounds positively naughty.

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