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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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Sure, I occasionally throw a fit when my astrological advisor is late with my hourly star-reading, and hurl hot cappuccino into the eyes of my assistants when they try to comfort me.

And I often demand that my pet teacup Chihuahua "Pinky" be chauffeured to her grooming appointments in a bullet-proof motorcade of SUV's.

But I still don't understand why no one takes my fashion creations seriously!

I'm an artist too, damn it!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> And I thought this was going to be a Martha Stewart joke....
<guyPaulo> Someone else had done a Martha joke, so I didn't want to be repetitive.

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