[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Sure, I occasionally throw a fit when my astrological advisor is late with my hourly star-reading, and hurl hot cappuccino into the eyes of my assistants when they try to comfort me.

And I often demand that my pet teacup Chihuahua "Pinky" be chauffeured to her grooming appointments in a bullet-proof motorcade of SUV's.

But I still don't understand why no one takes my fashion creations seriously!

I'm an artist too, damn it!

(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 78 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:18Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:16Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:12Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:10Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:08Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:07Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:04Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:03Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:01Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:00Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:59Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:57Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:55Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:52Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:50Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:48Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:46Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:45Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:44Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:40Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:31Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:30Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:24Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:23Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:22Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:21Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:20Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:16Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:13Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:08Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:05Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:04Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:03Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:01Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:59Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:58Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:56Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:55Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:53Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:50Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:49Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:47Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:45Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:44Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:43Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:42Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:41Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:40Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:36Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:34Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:32Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:31Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:26Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:24Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:23Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:22Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:21Caption #506

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> And I thought this was going to be a Martha Stewart joke....
<guyPaulo> Someone else had done a Martha joke, so I didn't want to be repetitive.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post