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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004

by David Byrden

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Let me tell you the secret of designing million-dollar dresses.

It's all about the boobies.

You must hold them up, but more important, you must keep them apart at all costs; like a pair of furious cats.

You will have to learn many advanced subjects: fabrics, mechanics, dynamics, and the principles of suspension bridge construction.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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