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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004

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The wonders of the female gender always intrigued me. As a dog, I was supposed to hump everything in sight, but deep down I knew I was different that the other dogs.

I took a few classes on sex at the park, but didn't learn anything.

Right Dog (teacher): "See class? You hop up on her back, like this, and thrust your pink thing in and out."

Left Dog (me): "Hmmmmmm...I just don't know....."

Finally I figured out what I was, and after a series of hormone injections, I'm now a trans-species cat-dog! AND I'M FABULOUS!!!

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren>
<Stormi> Ooo... so that's what happened to Rex...
<H. Monkey> He's thsuper, thanks for asking.
<yoyology> I'm really impressed with this one. Hangs together well, funny, and generally avoids the obvious.
<guyPaulo> Nah, I wish I could have found a way to work "explosive diarrhea" into it, THEN it would be great.
<ajiav>
<LeeLoo> YAY!
<mypalmike> Sweet.
<ElvisThePelvis> Strange.
<spam> it is cute!

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