The wonders of the female gender always intrigued me. As a dog, I was supposed to hump everything in sight, but deep down I knew I was different that the other dogs.
I took a few classes on sex at the park, but didn't learn anything.
Right Dog (teacher): "See class? You hop up on her back, like this, and thrust your pink thing in and out."
Left Dog (me): "Hmmmmmm...I just don't know....."
Finally I figured out what I was, and after a series of hormone injections, I'm now a trans-species cat-dog! AND I'M FABULOUS!!!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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