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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by mypalmike
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Jimmy the Snake came by around 10pm.

Not long afterwards, Tony the Gerbil showed up. It was going to be a long night.

Tony had orders from Vinny the Sick Rhesus Monkey. Eddy the Virtuous Red Tree Frog had taken out a contract on Lenny the 5-toothed Ingrate Marmoset

I picked up the phone to call upon my trusted partner in crime, Phil the Pale Skinny Rock Lobster, a.k.a. Guido the Edgy Stingerless Scorpion
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> The quotes killed my joke again!
<Mort> Hmm that used to work, I guess I should fix that.
<Kumiho> Good gangster referece, I'd have never made that connection on my own.

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