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Most Emailed Photos - 01/18/2006 by mypalmike
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Jimmy the Snake came by around 10pm.

Not long afterwards, Tony the Gerbil showed up. It was going to be a long night.

Tony had orders from Vinny the Sick Rhesus Monkey. Eddy the Virtuous Red Tree Frog had taken out a contract on Lenny the 5-toothed Ingrate Marmoset

I picked up the phone to call upon my trusted partner in crime, Phil the Pale Skinny Rock Lobster, a.k.a. Guido the Edgy Stingerless Scorpion
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> The quotes killed my joke again!
<Mort> Hmm that used to work, I guess I should fix that.
<Kumiho> Good gangster referece, I'd have never made that connection on my own.

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