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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by mypalmike
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Yeah yeah so I win. I just hope this year they're not dumb enough to pin the ribbon right through my skin...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

I'M A DOG, YOU ANTHROPOMORPHIC IMBECILES! THAT FSCKING HURTS!

If only I were born a duck. They live such a peaceful existence...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Gave me the creeps.... excellent!
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<Carol> Ha ha, irony!

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