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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/19/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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Oh, hey, look at those!

I rode one of them once!



But I fell off and hurt myself.


So now I ride the big padded version.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> 
<guyPaulo> It's funny, but it makes me naxious.
<JP> Nice segway.
<Spelling Police> That's nauseous. And segue.

Nice capshun by the way.

<Axolotl> Funny and sickening. Like a ride on a self balancing two wheel scooter.
<Bavid Dyrden> It's funny because it's true.
<Kumiho> 
<JP> (BTW, The Segway was the two-wheeled gyroscope-balanced contraption that Dubya somehow fell off of. Spelling Police should consult with the Federal Bureau of Puns before making any arrests.)
<Federal Bureau of Puns> The Spelling Police have been informed that the president fell off a Segway. Furthermore, they were informed that he hurt his arm in the process, and that this humerus episode in presidential history is likely to be a source of puns for quite some time.
<Ashberg> i dont have a licence
<The Spelling Police> Did someone call for the Spelling Police?
<guyPaulo> By the way, I didn't misspell the word "nauseous." I said "naxious," which is a combination of "Nauseous" and "Anxious."

And if you believe that, then I've got some great swamp land to sell you!

<Liar's Club International, LLC> There you are, guyPaulo. We wondered where our fearless leader disappeared to. Come home.
<JP> 
<Rich Gullible Landgrabbers Co.> We're very interested in your swamp land. Please accept this blank check.
<guyPaulo> You monkeys seemed not to have lost your touch for the vulgar in my absence.

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