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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/19/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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Oh, hey, look at those!

I rode one of them once!

But I fell off and hurt myself.

So now I ride the big padded version.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> It's funny, but it makes me naxious.
<JP> Nice segway.
<Spelling Police> That's nauseous. And segue.

Nice capshun by the way.

<Axolotl> Funny and sickening. Like a ride on a self balancing two wheel scooter.
<Bavid Dyrden> It's funny because it's true.
<JP> (BTW, The Segway was the two-wheeled gyroscope-balanced contraption that Dubya somehow fell off of. Spelling Police should consult with the Federal Bureau of Puns before making any arrests.)
<Federal Bureau of Puns> The Spelling Police have been informed that the president fell off a Segway. Furthermore, they were informed that he hurt his arm in the process, and that this humerus episode in presidential history is likely to be a source of puns for quite some time.
<Ashberg> i dont have a licence
<The Spelling Police> Did someone call for the Spelling Police?
<guyPaulo> By the way, I didn't misspell the word "nauseous." I said "naxious," which is a combination of "Nauseous" and "Anxious."

And if you believe that, then I've got some great swamp land to sell you!

<Liar's Club International, LLC> There you are, guyPaulo. We wondered where our fearless leader disappeared to. Come home.
<Rich Gullible Landgrabbers Co.> We're very interested in your swamp land. Please accept this blank check.
<guyPaulo> You monkeys seemed not to have lost your touch for the vulgar in my absence.

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