[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ms. Patches was an intelligent, quirky cat, what you would call a thinking man's kitten.

But love is a strange strange bird,

and her man wasn't good at thinking at all.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 510 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:27Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:25Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:24Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:23Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:22Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:21Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:19Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:18Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:17Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:16Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:15Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:12Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:11Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:09Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:07Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:06Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:04Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:03Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:01Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:17:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:59Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:57Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:56Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:55Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:54Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:53Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:51Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:49Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:46Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:43Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:42Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:41Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:40Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:39Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:38Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:37Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:36Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:35Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:34Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:33Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:32Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:30Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:29Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:28Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:27Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:25Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:23Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:22Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:21Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:20Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:15Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:13Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:12Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:09Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:08Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:16:07Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:58Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:55Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:51Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:47Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:45Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:44Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:40Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:39Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:36Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:35Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:34Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:31Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:29Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:26Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:24Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:23Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:20Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:19Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:17Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:16Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:15Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:08Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:06Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:04Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:01Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:00Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:57Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:56Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:55Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:54Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:53Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:52Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:51Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:50Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:49Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:48Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:47Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:46Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:45Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:44Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:43Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:42Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:41Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:40Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:38Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:37Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:36Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:35Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:32Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:30Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:29Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:28Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:27Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:25Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:23Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:22Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:21Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:19Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:18Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:17Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:15Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:14Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:12Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:11Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:10Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:09Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:06Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:00Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:59Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:58Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:57Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:56Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:55Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:53Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:52Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:51Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:49Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:48Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:47Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:45Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:44Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:42Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:41Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:40Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:38Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:37Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:36Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:35Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:33Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:32Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:31Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:28Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:25Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:23Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:22Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:21Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:19Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:14Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:13Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:12Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:09Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:08Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:07Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:06Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:04Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:02Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:01Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:00Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:59Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:58Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:57Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:56Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:55Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:54Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:53Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:47Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:45Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:44Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:41Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:40Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:39Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:38Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:36Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:34Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:31Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:29Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:28Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:26Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:25Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:23Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:20Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:17Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:16Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:13Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:09Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:08Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:06Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:05Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:04Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:03Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:02Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:01Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:00Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:59Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:57Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:56Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:55Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:54Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:53Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:52Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:51Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:50Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:49Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:48Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:47Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:46Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:45Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:44Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:42Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:41Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:39Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:37Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:35Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:34Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:33Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:32Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:31Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:29Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:26Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:24Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:22Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:21Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:20Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:19Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:18Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:15Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:14Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:13Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:12Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:11Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:10Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:09Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:07Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:04Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:00Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:59Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:56Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:54Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:51Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:47Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:43Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:42Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:41Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:38Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:37Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:36Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:35Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:34Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:32Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:31Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:30Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:29Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:28Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:27Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:25Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:23Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:22Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:21Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:20Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:18Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:17Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:15Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:13Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:12Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:11Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:10Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:09Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:07Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:06Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:04Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:02Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:01Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:00Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:59Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:58Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:55Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:54Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:52Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:51Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:49Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:48Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:47Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:46Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:44Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:42Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:41Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:39Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:36Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:34Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:33Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:33Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:30Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:27Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:25Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:24Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:23Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:21Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:20Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:19Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:18Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:16Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:15Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:12Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:09Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:01Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:00Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:59Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:58Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:56Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:52Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:51Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:50Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:47Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:43Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:42Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:39Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:35Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:33Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:32Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:31Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:28Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:25Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:21Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:20Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:17Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:16Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:15Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:13Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:12Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:11Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:10Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:09Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:08Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:07Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:04Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:01Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:59Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:56Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:54Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:50Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:49Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:48Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:46Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:44Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:43Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:42Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:36Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:34Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:33Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:32Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:31Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:30Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:29Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:28Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:27Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #850

Board [Post Message]


Two little birds sitting in a tree,
K      I      S      S      I      N      G,
First came love, then came marriage,
then came painful hemorrhoids and death.



I hope you all had the most wonderous of Valentines Days. If you are single I hope you cried into your cold tomato soup, I hope you peered at happy couples and threw stones at doves.

For me, personally I enjoyed it whilst at the same time avoided giving the evil empire of Hallmark™ any money at all.

While in this joyful mood let me list a few of my favourite things.
  • Walking on the greenest of grasses, especially walking on grass that has a sign saying "do not walk on grass".
  • Ignoring people that are telling me to keep off the grass.
  • Using my sad puppy dog face for evil.
  • Patagonia. (the country)
  • Knowing that my soulmate is out there.
  • The letter 'P'. (It has curves but it's still straight)
  • Stockings. (but not on me)
  • The comforting feeling of being outside as night is drawing in.
  • The ridiculousness of things.
  • OMG Dark Chocolate
  • Dreams

So what are a few of your favourite things?


There are 61 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Eating a really nice pie. Yeah, it's a little Twin Peaks for most, but DAMN .. good pie is fantastic.
<MLimburg> And I can't forget Lemon Gelati
<Axolotl> Hey Mort! What up with leaving Orkut?
<JulieK> My favourite things include: silly, a boy, MILK chocolate, art that is done by other people but not me because I am bad, MEP, the smell of oil paints, my fish, and indoors! Hurray Mort!
<JulieK> Also mort did you paint that one? Because it is awesome.
<3Suns> Lukewarm tomato soup, peering at doves, and throwing stones at happy couples.
<guyPaulo> Did MEP get linked from some other popular site again?
<obtuse> There's themes with every caption/name. It's one person, I think.
<JulieK> Damn hooligans!
<guyPaulo> NOIP STRIKES BACK.
<3Suns> Naw, NOIP was funnier, once he got the picture.
<guyPaulo> We need an "Alter-Ego Day," where all the regular monkies post captions anonymously, then we try to figure out who's who.
<Mort> I did not leave Orkut, they seem to have deleted me.
<Pedro Gonzales> guy, if I were looking for your alter ego I would just look for the most sex-filled, lewd, gross (and usually funniest) caption. :-)
<3Suns> Good idea Guy. I think we need more theme days in general. Like when we had meta day. Alter-Ego day, gross-out day, poetry day, movie quote day, obscure reference day...
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> *oops!*
<Mort> For spamming?
<Carol> JulieK, I dispute the part about you being "bad at art." (Although I guess I can't argue if you say your own is not your "favorite.")
<ajiav> spamming, hah. what kind of a character do you take me for? i wrote messages in the forum thingy, but that's hardly spamming.
<guyPaulo> Well Mort? What about Friday as a rotating theme day? Just let us know in your daily rant what the theme is, and the regular monkies will riff on it. Also, we promise not to get pithy if newbies don't follow the theme.

BTW: thanks for the nod, Pedro! Alter-ego day may not be that hard to figure out, but it would be fun....

<Mort> JulieK's art is amazing, full stop, period, end of story.

ajiav - Well you were kinda spamming my board.

I was thinking Thursday for theme day, Friday wraps around the weekend.

<apple juice is a verb> ???
Mort, please explain to me in more specific terms what you define as "spamming." I contributed a message or two to the little discussions people were making, and I wrote a testimonial for one or two people. Standard orkut activity, I thought.
<apple juice is a verb> >:(
<3Suns> ajiv, it was a joke about the double-post. If Mort really cared he'd just delete it.
<ajiav> sorry...on edge today. i am moody.
<ajiav> *bows to the ground in humble japanese posture, face slightly red*
<Mort> :) Sorry Ajaiv I was just teasing you for the double-post. Stop being moody, or I'll start ranting about dead ponies and tearing the skin off potatoes.
You don't want that!
<ajiav> I will calm down. Please don't eat potatoes.
<Jellyloo> mmmmm. Potatoes. Ponies.
<Mort> But not both at the same time, that would be dangerous.
<Jellyloo> Dead potatoes and...peeling...the skin off.....ponies? Don't give away your writing theme for tomorrow!
<Mort> Ack! Now I will have to think up something new. What do you suggest I write about?
<Axolotl> I see a common theme for out latest multiple poster: Robert Crumb.

And don't feed the trolls.

<Lauren> ajiav and mort, have you tried e-mailing the orkut help desk? It worked for me. They restored me completely and I didn't even have to rewrite any part of my profile.
<Mort> I emailed them, got a nice automatic response, still waiting...
<Jellyloo> Favorite Thing (#21): Sleep
<Mort> Dreams come after sleep.
I dreamt about MEP last night, how all of your finally began telling me the truth about how my captions suck.
Then I had another dream that I was on some weird Japanese game show, I don't remember much about it, cept it involved tennis.
<jordie3> Gorey, that's another guy you remind me of.

Only he drew pictures.

<Mort> Someone else told me that Jordie, when I showed them this.

...www.mostemailed.com...

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Mort. As long as you still decide the winner for the Wednesday caption contest, no one will actually come out and tell you how much your captions suck.
<Lauren> guy, I am sure you didn't mean that the way it sounds....
<guyPaulo> .....I just screwed myself for the next 12 Wednesdays, didn't I?
<Lauren> Guy, if you could screw yourself all along, why have you been flirting with me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Guys are always looking for a little something new...
<guyPaulo> ...(red faced)....
<guyPaulo> I just like exchanging quips with Lauren because of that haiku-duel we had a few months ago.
<3Suns> Where's yoyo gotten to? I accidentally unjoined the orkut community, and I need him to let me back in!
<Lauren> It's presidents' day.... yoyo might be off on holiday.

And guy, Our haiku phase ... was a very special time ... we'll always have that

<PresidentBush> It's President's Day for goodness sake! Why aren't you all relaxing? It's back to work tomorrow!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> Hello...um...I'm baaaaaaccccccckkkkkk
(hehehe)
<guyPaulo> Haikus brought us close.
But our first love were captions,
which are teh sexy.
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi mr president!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi Lauren, do u remeber me?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hello....is anyone here?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> if u are going to be mean i will leave
<ssiegel> chihuahuas are my favorite thing.

chihuahuas in booties are just like icing. . .

<bilal> dear send the sexy pic
<Alex> Hi Anna??
<goodes> hi anna


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post