[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 108 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:58Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:54Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:50Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:47Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:46Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:45Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:44Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:43Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:43Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:39Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:38Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:37Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:33Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:32Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:31Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:30Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:29Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:27Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:26Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:24Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:23Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:19Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:18Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:16Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:14Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:13Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:12Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:11Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:10Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:09Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:07Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:05Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:03Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:55:00Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:59Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:58Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:57Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:56Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:50Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:49Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:48Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:47Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:44Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:43Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:42Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:41Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:39Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:34Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:33Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:28Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:21Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:20Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:19Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:18Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:17Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:16Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:15Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:14Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:13Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:12Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:11Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:09Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:08Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:07Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:04Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:03Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:01Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:54:00Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:58Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:57Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:56Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:54Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:53Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:50Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:53:49Caption #715

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post