[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 144 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:08Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:07Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:05Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:03Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:02Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:01Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:56Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:53Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:52Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:51Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:50Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:49Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:46Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:45Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:44Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:42Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:41Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:40Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:39Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:38Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:37Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:35Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:34Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:33Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:32Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:30Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:29Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:28Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:27Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:26Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:24Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:23Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:21Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:19Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:17Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:14Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:12Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:10Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:08Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:05Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:03Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:02Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:00Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:58Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:57Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:56Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:52Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:50Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:49Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:48Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:44Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:43Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:39Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:38Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:36Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:35Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:34Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:32Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:27Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:26Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:25Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:24Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:23Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:21Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:18Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:17Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:16Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:15Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:13Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:11Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:10Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:09Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:07Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:04Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:02Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:58Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:54Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:50Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:47Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:46Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:45Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:44Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:43Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:42Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:35Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:34Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:33Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:32Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:31Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:29Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:28Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:27Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:15Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:12Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:11Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:10Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:09Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:07Caption #747

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post