[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/08/2004 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Well, it's a long story, son.

One day, I caught me an ugly wee leprechaun baby. It didn't have a pot of gold, so it granted me 1 wish...

...I said I'd like a "nice piece of ass"...

...and that's how I met your mother.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 109 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:08Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:06Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:03Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:02Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:11:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:58Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:56Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:54Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:51Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:50Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:48Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:48Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:46Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:44Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:42Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:41Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:39Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:35Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:34Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:33Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:32Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:31Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:30Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:29Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:26Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:25Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:23Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:21Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:19Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:18Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:17Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:16Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:15Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:14Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:11Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:04Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:03Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:00Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:59Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:57Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:49Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:47Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:46Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:45Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:44Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:38Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:36Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:35Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:31Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:30Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:29Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:28Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:25Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:19Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:15Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:13Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:07Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:06Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:05Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:04Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:03Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:02Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:01Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:00Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:59Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:58Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:57Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:55Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:54Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:52Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:51Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:50Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:49Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:41Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:40Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:36Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:35Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:28Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:21Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:17Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:15Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:12Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:11Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:10Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:09Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:07Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:06Caption #432

Board [Post Message]

This week's cheeky winner is

Fu Manchu.



The honourary asses are: 3Suns, apple juice is a verb and Roger Mexico.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Darlenenbc> I really enjoy your site. I don't understand the money rating and can you post on past arcives? I think you have a good think going.
KEEP UP THE GOO WORK!Let me know!
<3Suns> Damn, I wish I'd seen either Shrek movie so I could make a joke about a baby ogre in the first picture, the princess in the second, and the donkey in the third.

But I'll have to leave that to someone else.

<Kumiho> there was a baby in Shrek2? (I haven't seen it either.)
<Mort> The happier the monkey the better the rating, there is a guide labeled "what this means" next to the voting pull-down. The choices are a bunch of weird internet/media references, so I know they could be confusing.

Yes you can post captions in the past, and maybe someday even in the future.

<apple juice is a verb> unusually slow guest day!
<OBLEDUT> No.no.no.no!!!
<Fu Manchu> Hey, thanks everyone! I knew the work time I spent reading this website would pay off in the end.
<David Byrden> Fu: I'm your manager and I want you in my office NOW.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post