[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 326 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:52Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:51Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:50Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:47Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:42Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:41Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:33Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:32Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:31Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:29Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:27Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:19Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:18Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:16Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:15Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:11Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:10Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:09Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:07Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:05Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:03Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:51:01Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:59Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:54Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:51Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:49Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:46Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:45Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:38Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:37Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:35Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:32Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:31Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:28Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:23Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:18Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:16Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:15Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:14Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:13Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:03Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:50:00Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:56Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:51Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:50Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:49Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:47Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:43Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:42Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:39Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:33Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:31Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:28Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:27Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:26Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:23Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:19Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:11Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:07Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:04Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:49:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:59Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:57Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:56Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:55Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:54Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:49Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:48Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:47Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:43Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:39Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:35Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:30Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:29Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:27Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:21Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:20Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:19Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:15Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:13Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:10Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:09Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:07Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:04Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:48:02Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:59Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:57Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:55Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:53Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:52Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:51Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:50Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:48Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:47Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:46Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:45Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:44Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:43Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:42Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:39Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:31Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:28Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:26Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:25Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:23Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:18Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:17Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:12Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:11Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:10Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:01Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:47:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:58Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:54Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:51Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:48Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:47Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:46Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:45Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:35Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:34Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:33Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:31Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:29Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:27Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:26Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:24Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:19Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:17Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:16Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:15Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:12Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:11Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:09Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:07Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:04Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:01Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:46:00Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:59Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:55Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:52Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:48Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:47Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:44Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:38Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:36Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:35Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:33Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:32Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:31Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:28Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:26Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:25Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:24Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:23Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:22Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:14Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:10Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:07Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:04Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:03Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:01Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:45:00Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:54Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:52Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:51Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:49Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:48Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:47Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:46Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:44Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:43Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:41Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:40Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:39Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:35Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:33Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:32Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:31Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:29Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:28Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:26Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:23Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:22Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:20Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:19Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:15Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:09Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:07Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:44:03Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:59Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:57Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:55Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:47Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:46Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:45Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:44Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:42Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:39Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:36Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:35Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:31Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:30Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:28Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:26Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:25Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:23Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:20Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:19Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:13Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:12Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:11Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:09Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:06Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:03Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:43:00Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:57Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:51Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:50Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:48Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:47Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:39Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:38Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:37Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:34Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:27Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:25Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:23Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:21Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:19Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:18Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:17Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:13Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:11Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:10Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:07Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:05Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:02Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:56Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:55Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:54Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:53Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:52Caption #621

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post