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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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Even in these depressing times of morbid obesity and war, we will always have the arts to turn to as a way to lift up the human spirit.

Like this surrealist photo collage, entitled "The Weight of Time," a testament to man's place in nature.

Or the complex, intellectual music of Mrs. Brittany Spears, who still insists her breasts are real.
(Fashion Wire Daily)


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<Axolotl> Dude, at least spell Britney's name right!

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