Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:39 drooled over #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:24 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:12:32 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:10:49 Scrawled on the board

Current Users

There have been 291 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:45 Caption #-35

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:42 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:39 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:38 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:36 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:34 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:32 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:30 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:27 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:26 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:22 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:18 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:14 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:13 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:12 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:10 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:09 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:07 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:06 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:05 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:04 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:02 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:01 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:00 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:58 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:57 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:56 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:54 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:52 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:50 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:46 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:44 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:43 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:42 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:38 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:34 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:31 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:30 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:28 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:26 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:22 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:21 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:19 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:18 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:17 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:16 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:14 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:10 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:06 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:02 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:58 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:56 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:55 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:54 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:52 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:51 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:50 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:47 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:46 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:42 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:40 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:39 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:38 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:34 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:33 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:31 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:30 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:26 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:22 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:19 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:18 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:17 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:14 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:11 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:10 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:08 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:06 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:05 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:02 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:59 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:58 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:57 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:56 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:55 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:51 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:50 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:49 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:47 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:46 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:44 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:42 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:41 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:38 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:34 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:30 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:29 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:26 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:22 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:20 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:18 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:14 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:10 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:09 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:08 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:07 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:03 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:02 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:59 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:56 Caption #06

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:54 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:50 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:49 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:48 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:46 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:44 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:42 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:38 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:34 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:33 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:30 Caption #987

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:26 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:23 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:22 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:18 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:17 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:14 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:10 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:09 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:08 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:07 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:06 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:02 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:00 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:59 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:58 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:57 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:55 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:54 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:52 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:50 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:49 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:46 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:43 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:42 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:38 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:34 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:30 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:29 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:28 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:27 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:26 Caption #985

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:25 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:22 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:21 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:20 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:18 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:16 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:14 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:10 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:06 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:03 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:02 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:00:00 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:58 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:55 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:54 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:53 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:51 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:50 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:46 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:44 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:43 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:42 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:41 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:38 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:34 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:32 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:31 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:30 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:29 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:26 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:25 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:22 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:18 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:17 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:14 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:10 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:08 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:06 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:05 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:03 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:59:02 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:58 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:56 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:54 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:53 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:52 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:50 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:48 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:47 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:46 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:45 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:43 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:42 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:41 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:38 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:37 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:34 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:33 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:32 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:30 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:26 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:24 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:22 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:18 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:14 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:13 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:10 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:06 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:05 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:03 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:02 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:58:00 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:58 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:57 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:56 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:55 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:54 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:53 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:50 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:46 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:45 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:44 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:43 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:42 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:38 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:35 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:34 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:30 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:26 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:24 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:22 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:19 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:18 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:15 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:14 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:12 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:10 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:07 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:06 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:05 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:04 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:03 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:02 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:57:01 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:59 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:58 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:55 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:54 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:52 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:50 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:47 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:46 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:45 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:44 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:43 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:42 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:41 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:39 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:38 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:34 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:30 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:29 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:27 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:26 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:23 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:22 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:21 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:18 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:15 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:14 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:10 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:09 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:06 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:56:02 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:58 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:55 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:54 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:50 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:46 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:55:45 Caption #622

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Puerto Rican lap dog is

guyPaulo.

The baboon's bum babies are: Fu Manchu, The Devil's Sombrero, Morgus and Darlenenbc.

There are 16 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I like the animal theme today. Speaking of which, check this out:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
Kinda makes us caption monkies a bit nervous.....

<Kumiho> Only if they capture you guyP, and I can attest to the fact that no one's shown up on my doorstep yet looking for 'bushmeat" from me. Heh heh "bushmeat". Sounds naughty.

<guyPaulo> Heh heh...."bushmeat"...hee hee.

<Mort> Enough beavis!

heee hee bushmeat

<Axolotl> *snort*

<meri> hi

<Mort> Hey!

<Kumiho> Darn, I thought I had until 3. =(. My own fault, I know.

<mypalmike> Well, it's not like a wiener has been announced yet. Err... Winner.

<Kumiho> I sorta hope this one makes it into tomorrow's line up. ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Carol> Oo! I wanta outfit like that!

<Kumiho> Careful what you wish for Carol, Mort might make that standard issue for all female MEPers.

<guyPaulo> I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get to the top.

<mypalmike> Hey, man, you don't have to be politically correct here. If midgets helped you get to the top, just say so.

<mypalmike> I'd like to get my hands on her checkered Spaldings, if you know what I mean.

<David Byrden> Concision not a virtue?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post