[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 435 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:58Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:57Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:56Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:53Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:51Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:50Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:48Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:47Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:46Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:45Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:44Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:43Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:42Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:40Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:37Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:33Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:32Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:30Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:29Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:28Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:26Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:24Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:22Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:20Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:19Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:18Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:14Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:13Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:12Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:08Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:07Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:06Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:04Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:02Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:00Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:59Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:56Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:55Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:54Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:53Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:50Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:48Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:46Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:44Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:43Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:42Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:35Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:31Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:27Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:23Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:21Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:20Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:19Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:10Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:09Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:06Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:04Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:02Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:00Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:53Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:51Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:50Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:49Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:48Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:46Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:43Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:42Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:41Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:40Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:39Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:38Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:37Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:36Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:35Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:34Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:33Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:31Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:29Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:28Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:27Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:26Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:23Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:21Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:20Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:18Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:17Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:15Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:12Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:10Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:09Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:07Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:05Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:03Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:59Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:57Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:56Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:52Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:50Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:48Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:47Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:45Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:44Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:43Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:42Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:40Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:39Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:36Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:34Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:32Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:31Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:27Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:26Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:25Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:24Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:23Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:22Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:20Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:18Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:15Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:14Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:12Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:11Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:10Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:09Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:07Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:05Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:04Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:03Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:02Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:00Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:58Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:56Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:54Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:53Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:51Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:49Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:48Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:45Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:43Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:42Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:40Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:39Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:38Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:35Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:34Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:33Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:31Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:30Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:29Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:27Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:25Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:24Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:22Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:18Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:17Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:16Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:14Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:13Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:11Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:09Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:07Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:06Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:05Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:04Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:03Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:02Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:01Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:00Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:58Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:57Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:56Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:54Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:53Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:51Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:50Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:49Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:46Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:45Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:44Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:43Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:42Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:41Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:39Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:37Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:36Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:35Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:34Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:33Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:32Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:31Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:30Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:25Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:23Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:22Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:20Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:19Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:17Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:16Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:15Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:11Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:10Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:08Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:07Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:06Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:04Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:02Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:01Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:00Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:58Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:56Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:54Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:53Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:51Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:50Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:49Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:48Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:47Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:45Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:43Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:42Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:41Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:38Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:37Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:35Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:34Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:32Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:31Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:28Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:27Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:26Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:25Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:24Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:22Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:20Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:19Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:18Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:15Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:14Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:12Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:11Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:10Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:08Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:07Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:04Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:02Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:58Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:56Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:54Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:52Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:50Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:46Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:44Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:43Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:42Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:40Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:39Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:36Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:35Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:29Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:27Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:24Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:22Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:19Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:18Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:17Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:16Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:14Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:13Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:11Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:10Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:08Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:07Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:06Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:04Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:02Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:01Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:00Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:59Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:58Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:57Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:56Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:54Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:52Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:51Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:50Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:49Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:48Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:46Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:44Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:42Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:41Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:40Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:39Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:34Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:32Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:31Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:28Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:27Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:25Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:24Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:23Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:21Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:20Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:18Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:15Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:12Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:11Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:10Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:08Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:04Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:02Caption #20

Board [Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.
<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."
<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.
<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...
<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.
<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?
<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.
<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.
<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?
<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?
<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.
<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!
<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.
<yoyology> I always liked the rope.
<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.
<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......
<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.
<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.
<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post