[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 167 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:59Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:59Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:57Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:49Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:37Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:34Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:32Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:27Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:21Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:19Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:16Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:09Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:05:05Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:59Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:52Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:51Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:44Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:43Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:37Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:35Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:28Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:26Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:25Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:24Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:23Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:22Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:20Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:15Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:14Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:13Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:12Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:11Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:10Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:08Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:07Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:06Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:05Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:04Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:02Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:01Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:04:00Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:59Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:53Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:50Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:48Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:45Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:43Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:42Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:41Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:40Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:39Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:36Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:32Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:30Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:27Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:26Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:25Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:22Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:21Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:20Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:19Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:14Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:13Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:12Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:07Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:03Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:03:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:56Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:55Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:51Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:50Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:49Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:48Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:47Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:46Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:45Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:44Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:41Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:33Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:32Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:16Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:14Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:13Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:12Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:11Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:10Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:03Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:00Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:58Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:54Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:53Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:51Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:49Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:46Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:45Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:43Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:28Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:25Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:20Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:18Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:16Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:15Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:14Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:11Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:10Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:08Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:07Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:06Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #526

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post