[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 297 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:43Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:41Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:39Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:31Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:27Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:23Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:22Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:19Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:18Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:11Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:10Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:08Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:04Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:03Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:55Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:54Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:47Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:42Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:41Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:38Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:36Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:33Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:21Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:20Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:16Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:11Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:08Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:05Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:04Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:03Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:02Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:59Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:52Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:51Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:49Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:47Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:46Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:42Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:37Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:33Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:31Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:29Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:20Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:19Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:14Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:11Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:10Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:08Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:07Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:06Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:03Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:02Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:59Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:57Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:55Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:54Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:45Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:43Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:41Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:39Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:33Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:27Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:25Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:24Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:23Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:19Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:11Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:10Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:09Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:07Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:04Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:03Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:59Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:49Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:48Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:47Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:46Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:45Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:43Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:41Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:40Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:32Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:26Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:18Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:17Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:16Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:15Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:14Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:13Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:12Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:11Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:07Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:04Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:56Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:52Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:51Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:47Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:44Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:40Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:39Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:35Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:31Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:30Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:29Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:28Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:27Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:23Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:21Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:19Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:18Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:16Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:15Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:13Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:12Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:09Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:03Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:00Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:59Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:56Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:54Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:53Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:51Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:48Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:47Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:45Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:44Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:32Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:31Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:26Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:19Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:18Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:15Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:12Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:11Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:03Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:02Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:59Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:58Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:55Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:54Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:51Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:49Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:44Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:42Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:40Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:39Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:37Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:34Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:33Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:32Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:29Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:28Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:25Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:23Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:22Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:20Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:11Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:10Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:03Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:01Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:00Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:59Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:58Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:57Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:52Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:50Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:49Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:48Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:45Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:44Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:41Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:40Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:39Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:33Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:32Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:30Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:23Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:19Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:15Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:14Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:12Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:10Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:09Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:08Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:07Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:06Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:04Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker10:54:01Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:59Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:58Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:55Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:40Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:39Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:38Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:37Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:34Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:27Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:25Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:24Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:24Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:22Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:19Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:16Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:14Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:14Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:12Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:09Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:05Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:01Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:53:00Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:56Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:55Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:54Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:50Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:49Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:48Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:46Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:52:45Caption #194

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post