[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 166 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:52Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:50Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:49Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:48Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:46Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:45Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:44Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:43Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:42Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:41Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:40Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:39Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:38Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:37Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:36Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:32Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:28Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:26Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:25Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:22Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:15Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:14Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:12Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:08Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:04Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:56Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:55Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:52Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:51Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:50Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:46Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:45Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:44Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:43Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:42Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:41Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:40Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:39Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:39Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:35Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:34Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:33Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:32Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:31Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:29Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:28Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:27Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:26Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:25Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:24Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:23Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:22Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:21Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:20Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:18Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:17Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:13Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:10Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:08Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:07Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:04Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:01Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:59Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:57Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:55Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:54Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:53Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:48Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:44Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:43Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:41Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:36Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:29Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:28Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:21Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:20Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:17Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:16Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:13Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:12Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:10Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:09Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:08Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:07Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:06Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:05Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:04Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:03Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:02Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:01Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:00Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:59Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:58Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:57Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:56Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:55Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:54Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:53Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:52Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:51Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:50Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:49Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:47Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:46Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:43Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:39Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:37Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:35Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:28Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:27Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:26Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:25Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:21Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:18Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:14Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:13Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:12Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:11Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:08Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:07Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:06Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:05Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:02Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:59Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:55Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:52Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:48Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:47Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:46Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:45Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:37Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:36Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:35Caption #636

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post