I slaved for decades manipulating DNA over generations of females trying to create the perfect Barbie clone.
After my long quest, I finally found success!!! At last a place to put my meat!
But in the end, even she rejected me. I do not understand why I cannot get any women.
Maybe it is my breath...I don't know.
Do I smell bad?
Maybe I need nicer sherpas?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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