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Most Emailed Photos - 12/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I slaved for decades manipulating DNA over generations of females trying to create the perfect Barbie clone.

After my long quest, I finally found success!!! At last a place to put my meat!

But in the end, even she rejected me. I do not understand why I cannot get any women.

Maybe it is my breath...I don't know.

Do I smell bad?

Maybe I need nicer sherpas?




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<Kumiho> Nicer Shepas would certainly help.

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