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Most Emailed Photos - 12/06/2004 by Lauren
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Hello, I am Cherry2000, your perfect mate cyborg. I will cavort around exuding special sex hormones...

I will cook all of your food and will feed you massive quantities of cholesterol-laden delicacies...

But there is NO WAY I am going to sit by and let you march with the Mummers. That's just too weird for me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Aw, but mummers are FUN!

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