[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Before you tell them it's a fake...

...let's see how far...

...they're willing to go.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 246 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:07Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:05Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:56Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:53Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:51Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:47Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:32Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:31Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:27Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:25Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:24Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:23Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:21Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:20Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:19Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:11Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:05Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:03Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:56Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:52Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:51Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:50Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:49Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:48Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:42Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:41Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:40Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:39Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:37Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:35Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:13Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:12Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:10Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:09Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:08Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:07Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:06Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:35Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:34Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:33Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:32Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:31Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:29Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:28Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:27Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:26Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:24Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:22Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:21Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:20Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:19Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:17Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:16Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:14Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:13Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:12Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:11Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:09Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:04Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:58Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:57Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:56Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:55Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:53Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:48Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:44Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:42Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:41Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:40Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:38Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:36Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:35Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:34Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:33Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:32Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:31Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:27Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:24Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:22Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:19Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:18Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:17Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:14Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:13Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:10Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:09Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:03Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:02Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:54Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:53Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:49Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:48Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:47Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:43Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:31Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:30Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:27Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:26Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:25Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:21Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:20Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:19Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:15Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:12Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:09Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:08Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:03Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:02Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:56Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:54Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:52Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:51Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:48Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:46Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:31Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:30Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:28Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:27Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:24Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:14Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:12Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:02Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:00Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:56Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:55Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:52Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:41Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:18Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:14Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:10Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:07Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:58Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:56Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:55Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:54Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:53Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:43Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:12Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:11Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:07Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:24:02Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:52Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:41Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:40Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:23:00Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:59Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:55Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:29Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:28Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:23Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker18:22:22Caption #127

Board [Post Message]

This week's hermaphroditic unicorn is

apple juice is a verb



The un-Hung Willies are: David Byrden,H. Monkey and asphawk.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dagnabbit! I will be in another meeting today....
<Carol> My apologies for not having time to comment until later in the day, due to my inconvenient state of employment.
<Lauren> Is it just me, or are today's photos anti-inspirational?
<Mort> I guess I killed the competition with bad images.
<Lauren> As I said, Mort, maybe it's just me... but let's see you give it a try.
<H. Monkey> I'm having trouble, too, but I've been feeling very uncreative for the past several days, anyway.

And about the RSS feed, Mort: you'd put the history data (or something similar) in a small XML file. There are readers and aggragator software that will sit on your desktop, check the file regularly (usu. every hour) and notify you if there are any changes. It probably will cut down on bandwith, because people will then only go to the site and load the page and images if they get a notification that something's changed.

<Mort> Yeh I have been looking into it, seems like a very good idea. Might even bring some new people in, if the feed is listed.
<Lauren> I think maybe those folks who don't vote/comment on at least a specified percentage of others' captions should be excluded from winning on Wednesdays.... What do you all think?
<H. Monkey> I don't have a problem with it, Lauren. I don't think it's necessary, but I don't have a problem with it.
<apple juice is a verb> some days i don't have time to comment on everybody's captions...i am at work. On those days I do at least read them all and still vote/comment for those I found funny. I can't help it if a significant percentage of captions don't grab me.
<David Byrden> I have difficulty in finding time to review all the captions. It is easier to avoid commenting at all. Perhaps you could introduce a new feature whereby reviewers are paid?
<Lauren> Congrats ajiav, David, H. and asphawk. It was an extreme challange and you all came through relatively unscathed and victorious.
<Mort> I went through the list of guest day winners and was suprised by my findings.

5 wins - guyPaulo
3 wins - Yoyology, 3Suns
2 wins - Luninaire, ajiav, obtuse, Starbug, David Byrden, DIPLOMATIC SHARK/the bartender, mypalmike, ElvisThePelvis
1 win - carter, Zathras, Buggy, Roger Mexico, JSchmitt, infosponge, Pedro Gonzales, H. Monkey, Carol

<guyPaulo> Wow.
<obtuse> re: non-commenting winners
I am probably in the category of those who rarely comment. I make no apologies - it's just not my style. I don't really even care about the win; I'm just here to amuse/be amused.
<David Byrden> It's not winning that matters. It's getting the most votes.
<Lauren> LOL. It was just a suggestion. Sometimes it is the nice thing to do to let others know you appreciate their efforts was what I was thinking. And also Mort could probably use a bit of help in chosing a winner each week. But actually, when all is said and done, I like this site just the way it works now. And David is absolutely right.
<obtuse> I know my motivation isn't being called into question but I'll still state for the record that I appreciate the efforts of fellow monkies, even if it isn't very evident.

For whatever reason, I simply prefer starting a conversation via comments over the voting process.

So regarding site design, I think it would be nice if commenting could be decoupled from voting. As an aside, I wonder if Mort's comment/vote code is spam-resistant?

<Mort> Bah! You assume I think ahead!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post