Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:23 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:22 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:21 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:20 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:17 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:13 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:09 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:06 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:05 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:04 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:01 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:50 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:47 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:46 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:43 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:42 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:41 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:38 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:34 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:33 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:32 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:31 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:30 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:29 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:28 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:27 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:26 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:25 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:22 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:17 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:15 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:13 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:12 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:11 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:09 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:05 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:04 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:03 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:02 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:01 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:00 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:59 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:58 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:57 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:56 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:55 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:48 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:45 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:42 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:39 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:37 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:32 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:29 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:27 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:25 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:22 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:17 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:13 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:11 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:10 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:09 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:04:02 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:59 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:57 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:54 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:53 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:52 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:51 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:50 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:49 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:45 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:44 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:41 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:37 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:32 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:31 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:29 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:23 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:21 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:18 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:14 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:13 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:11 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:03 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:02 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:01 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:03:00 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:57 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:53 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:52 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:51 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:49 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:48 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:45 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:43 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:39 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:34 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:33 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:31 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:29 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:28 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:21 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:18 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:17 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:16 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:14 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:13 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:09 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:06 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:05 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:02 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:01 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:02:00 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:53 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:51 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:50 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:49 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:48 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:47 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:46 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:45 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:43 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:42 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:41 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:40 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:37 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:33 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:32 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:31 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:29 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:24 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:21 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:20 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:17 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:16 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:15 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:13 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:11 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:10 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:09 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:08 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:06 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:05 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:02 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:01:01 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:57 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:56 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:55 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:53 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:51 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:50 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:49 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:48 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:47 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:46 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:45 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:42 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:41 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:40 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:37 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:36 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:35 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:34 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:33 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:30 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:29 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:23 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:22 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:21 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:19 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:18 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:17 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:16 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:14 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:13 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:09 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:08 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:07 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:05 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:03 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:00:01 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:59 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:58 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:57 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:54 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:51 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:50 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:49 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:47 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:45 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:43 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:41 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:38 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:37 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:35 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:33 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:31 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:30 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:29 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:25 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:21 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:20 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:10 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:09 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:06 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:04 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:03 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:01 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:59:00 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:58 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:57 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:53 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:52 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:50 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:49 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:45 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:42 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:39 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:38 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:37 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:33 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:31 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:29 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:25 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:23 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:22 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:21 Caption #06

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:20 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:19 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:18 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:17 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:11 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:05 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:03 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:02 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:58:01 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:58 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:57 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:53 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:45 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:43 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:40 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:39 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:33 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:28 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:27 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:25 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:21 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:20 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:09 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:08 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:07 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:06 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:05 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:02 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:01 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:57:00 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:53 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:45 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:43 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:41 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:37 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:33 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:23 Caption #196

Board

[Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb

It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.

There are 28 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.

<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.

<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!

<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.

<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.

<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!

<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...

<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!

<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.

<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.

<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?

<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.

<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.

<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)

<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.

<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.

<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.

<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!

<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...

<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.

<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.

<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!

<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.

<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.

<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.

<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post