The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
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I remember back in the good old days of the internet, when the only people online were the male computer science students. At least back then you always knew the people you were "touch typing" were male. These days it could be anyone, the creepy neighbourhood girl whose been stalking you for 6 years, a 60 year old scrod fisherman from the Baltic Straits or perhaps even (perish the thought) Celine Dion!

The last frame of today's caption could be exchanged with "but it was Gavin the gerbil who you were actually scritching with at last week's furry convention.".

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