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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by Mort
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When I first started Most Emailed Photos, it was a stretch. I didn't quite see how people would like it, but I just grabbed my ball and went with it.

Then to my suprise the real giants of caption writing found my unworthy site and with strong hands helped me get off the ground.

Although most of the captions seem to be about some kind of fiery discharge.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Yay! It's Most Emailed Photos's First Birthday!!

Thank you to everyone who helped make this such a fun year.

Enough of this speech, lets get on with the drunken birthday orgy.
There are 18 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Everyone, please don't look directly at the sun tomorrow!
<ssiegel> CHUT UP! One year? Congrats Mort!
<Kumiho> Happy First birthday MEP!
<3Suns> Drunken birthday orgies++
<H. Monkey> Chut up? Was that a Darko reference?
<guyPaulo> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEP! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEP! HAPPY-HAPPY-HAPPY-HAPPY!!!
<apple juice is a verb> I baked a birthday pie, but then I ate it.
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmm......pie.......
<Mort> Can't quite believe it's been a whole damn year, so many painful memories.
<ajiav> painful???
<guyPaulo> I don't remeber it exactly, but "I'll stick my happy gnome into your chocolate railroad track of love until he vomits yogurt" was a bit I'll always be proud of.
<Mort> That was indeed painful!
<ajiav> Everyday is one day closer to MEP: the Movie
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...can I get Brad Pitt to play me? Even though I look like Rodney Dangerfield?
<guyPaulo> Oh!Oh! Can I get Antonio Banderas to play me? I look nothing like him, but he totally rocked in "13th Warrior." And his voice is very cool.
<ajiav> I want to be played by an anonymous hasidic rabbi...or maybe Prime Minister Pete Nice from 3rd Bass, I guess that would be cool, too.
<3Suns> They will probably get Orlando Bloom to play me, not because I'm beautiful or because the ladies love me, but because I wear green tights and frolic about and like to stare at people searchingly.

No wait, I mean the other way around.

<Kumiho> ...www.thesun.co.uk...
I want this chick to play me.


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