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Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
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Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


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