[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 229 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:34Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:33Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:32Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:30Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:29Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:27Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:26Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:25Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:24Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:22Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:21Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:20Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:16Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:14Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:12Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:01Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:57Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:55Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:54Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:50Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:49Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:45Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:40Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:34Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:33Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:31Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:30Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:29Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:24Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:23Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:22Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:19Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:14Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:11Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:07Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:05Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:04Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:54Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:53Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:49Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:48Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:41Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:40Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:31Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:30Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:26Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:25Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:20Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:19Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:17Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:15Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:14Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:05Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:59Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:58Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:55Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:52Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:50Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:44Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:42Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:31Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:27Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:26Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:25Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:24Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:21Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:20Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:18Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:08Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:05Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:04Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:03Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:02Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:25:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:53Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:50Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:49Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:48Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:47Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:46Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:45Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:44Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:43Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:39Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:35Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:34Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:26Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:16Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:14Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:13Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:04Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:03Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:02Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:24:01Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:59Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:58Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:47Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:39Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:37Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:33Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:30Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:29Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:24Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:19Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:14Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:09Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:05Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:03Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:02Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:01Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:23:00Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:59Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:51Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:49Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:48Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:43Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:40Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:38Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:34Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:29Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:27Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:26Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:24Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:23Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:18Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:17Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:10Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:08Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:06Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:04Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:22:01Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:55Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:54Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:45Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:44Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:43Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:35Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:33Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:26Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:25Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:23Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:22Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:18Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:11Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:08Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:05Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:04Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:02Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:01Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:00Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:58Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:57Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:56Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:55Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:54Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:53Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:52Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:51Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:50Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:49Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:48Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:45Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:39Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:34Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:24Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:23Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:22Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:21Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:20Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:19Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:18Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:13Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:12Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:11Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:10Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:09Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:07Caption #346

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post