[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/26/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Are you one of those people who like to see people suffer and strain?

Do you only watch sports to see car crashes and limbs bent out of shape?

If so, don't miss your bus! It's going express to Hell.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 363 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:47Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:41Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:37Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:34Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:32Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:24Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:22Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:21Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:16Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:15Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:11Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:08Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:04Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:03Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:58Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:52Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:51Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:49Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:46Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:44Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:42Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:37Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:36Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:34Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:33Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:32Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:25Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:23Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:20Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:18Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:14Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:11Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:05Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:03Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:02Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:59Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:51Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:50Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:49Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:47Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:42Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:37Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:32Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:29Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:27Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:26Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:25Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:24Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:23Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:22Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:18Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:17Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:16Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:14Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:12Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:11Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:08Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:06Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:04Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:02Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:01Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:00Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:55Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:54Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:51Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:50Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:49Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:48Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:46Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:44Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:42Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:41Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:40Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:31Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:27Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:26Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:25Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:23Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:21Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:11Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:10Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:09Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:08Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:07Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:05Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:04Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:03Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:02Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:57Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:55Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:53Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:50Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:49Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:48Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:47Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:46Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:45Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:43Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:42Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:41Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:37Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:36Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:33Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:31Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:29Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:28Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:22Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:21Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:17Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:16Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:15Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:14Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:07Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:06Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:04Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:03Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:59Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:57Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:54Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:53Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:52Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:48Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:40Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:34Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:27Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:18Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:17Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:12Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:03Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:02Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:31Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:21Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:19Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:14Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:06Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:58Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:56Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:47Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:43Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:40Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:38Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #01
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:26Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:25Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:04Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:50Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:47Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:25Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:24Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:09Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:01Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:57Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:54Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:41Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:33Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:29Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:23Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:22Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:19Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:16Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:09Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:05Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:02Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:59Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:58Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #985

Board [Post Message]

I added something in the pull down, let me know if you understand or not.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, thanks for using that first pic today. When you used the second pic a few days ago, I couldn't figure out the biomechanics of that guy's injury. Now I know.
<mypalmike> Actually, I think it's 2 different guys
<Mort> Yeh it is 2 different guys.
Btw let me know what you think of the new feature. I ain't sure if I will keep it yet.
<Lauren> Mort, if you are talking about the rating system you installed, I am conflicted. I like being able to see how many comments are on each alternative caption. You don't, however, get enough responses on each to make statistical analyses valid and in some cases it can be downright misleading. As you saw yesterday, one person can go through and skew the entire field for no apparent reason (or for purely evil purposes).
<Lauren> 
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, and I could tell it was two different guys, but if you look at how the man in the first pic is holding his left arm, you can totally see the set up for what happened in the second pic.
<Axolotl> The rating system worries me. I used to chose rank depending on the facial expression on the moneky instead of the score. The "middling" monkey looks surprised or worried, but I haven't used is a criticism.

And I'm worried that scored will bring clichés and tactical voting.

What about only using scores on Guest days?

<Mort> Yes they are both elbow dislocations, which is the only reason I am not currently a world class weightlifter.

I'm just testing ideas. I do not like rating systems, they tend to ruin things. I am thinking of keeping the ratings hidden, but ordering the list by the ratings.

<guyPaulo> Mort, maybe you should include a non-weighted rank. Some of us like to just post comments back and forth on alternative captions and I don't want to have that exchange affect a captions rating.
<David Byrden> What's the problem? Just write some software that chooses the best one.
<Mort> guyPaulo - yup I have needed that for a while...
David Byrden - Ok will do, I'll base it on the number of times the word "pussy" gets used.
<yoyology> I agree with Paulo. I often (pussy) comment on my own (pussy) alternatives as a way of clarifying or (pussy) adding additional infor(pussy)mation that would (pussy) detract from the captions themselves.

Oh, and pussy.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post