[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/27/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I pretty much hate it when my girlfriend pounces on me when I am lying on the bed. Normally this would be a good thing right?

But not this time! This time she is causing me great and horrible pain, squeezing huge white things out of the infected pores in my skin.

It's something I really hate, but she does make the best Turducken ever!

Which is the only advantage she has over my first true inflatable love.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 87 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:44Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:39Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:38Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:24Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:23Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:22Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:21Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:17Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:11Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:09Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:07Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:04Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:54Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:51Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:40Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:34Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:32Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:31Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:30Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:26Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:22Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:20Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:18Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:17Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:16Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:15Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:09Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:07Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:05Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:02Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:58Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:53Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:52Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:48Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:45Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:43Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:42Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:33Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:27Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:25Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:20Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:16Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:13Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:12Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:11Caption #629

Board [Post Message]

Mmm Turducken!

I have found the best new web comic out there! It's called Patches and it is so quirky and clever that you will soon be seeing it everywhere. On birthday cards, on hamster food, on bus stop walls, on TRL, on perhaps even your underpants!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<yoyology> I like it. It reminds me a bit of Achewood. Plus, I had a dog named Patches when I was a kid.
<yoyology> Mort: What I like about the rating thing is that I can easily check the drop-down and see if anyone's commented since I last checked.
<Mort> I'm glad you like Patches, I think it's pretty brilliant.

I love Achewood also, especially the current story line.

The ratings will disappear today, but the comment count will stay.

<yoyology> You might want to take a look at ...linkfilter.net... I used to spend a lot of time there. They have separate options for commenting and rating. I don't know how well the code will translate, but it might be worth a look. The other nice thing is that the comments are attributed, but ratings are anonymous.
<Carol> Thank you Mort! May I say, I would have picked a higher rating for my comment on TJ Eckleburg's on 11/20 if I knew it was going to be part of a numeric rating (I just liked that monkey picture and description). Okay, I'll be quiet now and try to keep out of trouble.
<David Byrden> Well, that is singularly the most disgusting first caption so far.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post