[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2003 by Mort
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After being electrocuted by lightning during my vacation things went from bad to worse.

The maid kept leaving dark chocolates on my pillow, even after I explicitly asked for milk chocolate.

Then I found out my airline ticket home was on American Airline's new sub-economy class.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I was sure someone was going to write a lightning bolt, radioactive chocolate, superhero strip so I avoided using that theme. Go for it if you think you can make it funny enough.

Flying economy these days is just one small step up from being towed naked behind a plane. At least being towed you won't be subjected to the bad airline food.

There are 2 messages for this day.
<george holyhead> I was shocked that chocolate could give me so much wind
<lets fuck> any hot chicks that wanna talk dirty


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