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Most Emailed Photos - 09/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I took my viagra.

I asked my wife to spice things up a bit in the bedroom tonight.

And LOOK! My little slut magnet is standing straight up!!!!


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<steven segal> you are very sexy
<steven segal> I will fuck you
<steven segal> I LOVE YOUR SEX
<hey> hey
<lola> sexy
<john terry> im gay with frank lampard
<jackie> i love frank lampard
<amy> i shagged john terry behind his girlfriends back
<james> i will suck ya dick!!
<james> gggggggggggg

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