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Most Emailed Photos - 08/16/2004 by 3Suns
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In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred church!

No chance, you homosexual bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained touchers of other people's bottoms!

If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force! Right here in front of you!
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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