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Most Emailed Photos - 07/28/2004 by Fu Manchu
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I've done it all.

I got a hand job from a grizzly.


I had hot monkey sex with a baboon.

And all I can say is that they don't call it a sperm whale for nothin'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Fu Manchu> I. Feel. Dirty.
<superwoman biatch> Damn, I feel kinda dirty too! WTG!!
<guyPaulo> ewwwww...........but I liked it!
<Axolotl> In the head of the Sperma whale is the sspermaceti organ that is used for regulating byouancy. The oil in this organ was mistaken for sperm by whalers.
<superwoman biatch> Wow, Axolotl you know alot about the sperm whale....kinda frightening!! ;)
<Luminaire> Ewwww. Oil. Sperm. Ewww.
<mypalmike> Heh. You said sperm.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm...finally a caption I can relate to...

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