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Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Kumiho
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My lover is a lot like a sleepy polar bear first thing in the morning, hairy and grumpy. On the other hand, she's super cuddly.

I've gotten past her half-coherent mumblings about chicks. After all, isn't two in the hand better than one in the bush?

What still concerns me is her nightmares about the Burqa Birgade. I usually spend a better part of the night reminding her that she no longer lives in Saudi Arabia.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> ::blink blink:: what did you think I was, butch?
<3Suns> This one rules. The second caption is brilliant, why didn't I think of it?
<Lauren> 
<guyPaulo> Shit. I need to get my gaydar fixed. I totally thought Kumiho was hot for my studly body.
<Kumiho> well guyP, I do enjoy a little from both worlds.

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