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Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2003 by Lauren
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After pleasuring himself in the shade of the flag....

our president settled back with a soft drink and leered..

as the girls walked by. It's the American way!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> ha!
<Mort> Hah! I was wondering who was going to make the first reference to the suspect shape in the shadow.
<Lauren> Mort, living in Philadelphia where we have a statue of William Penn holding a scroll at a very suggestive angle standing atop our City Hall, looking as if he is doing it to the entire town from several prominant vantage points, I could not help noticing the similarity. Has anyone else been to Philly and seen our founder's pose from the Parkway?

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