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Most Emailed Photos - 12/01/2003 by Lauren
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After pleasuring himself in the shade of the flag....

our president settled back with a soft drink and leered..

as the girls walked by. It's the American way!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> ha!
<Mort> Hah! I was wondering who was going to make the first reference to the suspect shape in the shadow.
<Lauren> Mort, living in Philadelphia where we have a statue of William Penn holding a scroll at a very suggestive angle standing atop our City Hall, looking as if he is doing it to the entire town from several prominant vantage points, I could not help noticing the similarity. Has anyone else been to Philly and seen our founder's pose from the Parkway?

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