First my high priestess gig at the Ziggurat falls through after I miscast a summoning spell.
Then the only other planet in the solar system capible of sustaining life turns into an astroid field. Nautrally my recent shipment of ED into space is blamed.
And lastly this guy drinks my hops flavored laxitive.
Some days it just doesn't pay to be me.
Excerpts from guyPaulo's Secret Diary
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