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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by David Byrden
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One day I was very, very naughty.

So, Mother spread her legs wide...


...and Father picked me up and said:

"Bad child, I'm putting you back where you came from!"


Moments later, I was in a small dim cave with only a crack of yellow daylight.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Ahahahhaha!
<Pedro Gonzales> Best one for ages!!
<guyPaulo> gURF!
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<David Byrden> It's funny because it's true.
<y are all u lot gay> 
<y are all u lot gay> all ov u jst fuk u u dildo lickers

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