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Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by mypalmike
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I woke up outside this morning, in a pile of my own vomit, dressed in a polar bear costume, my ass bare and in pain.

I went to the doctor and he told me that my butt looked like the rings of Saturn. I was too groggy to imagine what he might have meant by that.

Eventually, I remembered the horrible news I had been trying so hard to forget.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> 
<Hysterical Woman> "It was turning out to be one of those days...the type you have every day."
-The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes. This is a good direction.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<3Suns> 

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